moister than an... - women's boxy tee

Some shirts make a statement.

This one makes people do a double take.

This tee is for the friends who appreciate terrible puns, questionable humor, and making at least one stranger laugh every time they leave the house.

Whether you're headed to brunch, the beach, a brewery, or just running errands, this shirt has one job: to be just weird enough that someone says, "Wait... what?"

Mission accomplished.

Why You'll Love It

🦪 Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel you'll keep reaching for.

🦪 Pigment-dyed for that perfectly faded, vintage look—every shirt has its own unique character.

🦪 Relaxed, boxy cropped fit that's easy to pair with high-waisted jeans, shorts, or your favorite oversized cardigan.

🦪 Durable DTF/DTG printing keeps your questionable sense of humor looking fresh, wash after wash.

🦪 Finished with a sewn-in twill label because comfort should never be the punchline.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold.

• Tumble dry low.

• Iron on low if needed (avoid ironing directly on the artwork).

• Side effects may include eye rolls, uncontrollable giggling, and at least one person saying, "Oh my God."